Friends, food, forties and fifties

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My Trophy Wife started a web magazine aimed at women in ‘the flush of life’ – thefclub.uk, and asked me to contribute some thoughts from the male perspective. So I wrote her some stories about me and my friends, also in their forties and fifties; their lives and loves, the baggage and blunders and brazen lies they tell themselves.

They made her laugh.  So I've collected them together here, told through the mahogany-toned baritone of my old school chum Jonathan Brenner.